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THE SIGNS AS MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE SONGS

cementality404:

aries - destroya
taurus - save yourself, i’ll hold them back
gemini - party poison
cancer - dead!
leo - welcome to the black parade
virgo - i’m not okay
libra - bulletproof heart
scorpio - mama / helena
sagittarius - i don’t love you
capricorn - disenchanted
aquarius - famous last words
pisces - early sunsets over monroeville

hatemarriied:

oh man ok apparently this kid at our school saw a kitten before getting on the bus so he just. picked it up. and stuffed it in his hood and he had it in the hood the entire day and it just took naps and he fed it his milk during lunch and every time the cat meowed one of the other kids would like cough or sneeze or shuffle so the teacher couldnt hear it and he even let it walk around on the tables in one class and the teacher never saw it it was so precious life is amazing

thesylverlining:

babebraham:

today at the bookstore i asked the lady working if she had any lgbtq books that i could check out and her eyes magnified in what i mistook as horror and i thought i had offended her and then she said “i have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement i’ve been waiting for someone to finally ask” and she all but burst down the stairs to get them for me

bless

"I have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement" is my new go-to pickup line

julialost:

creamteasandjammydodgers:

danisnotofire:

look at these boots and tell me you dont immediately want to go adventuring in them holy shit i love these shoes so much

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(Source: danisnotofire)